Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere.
Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it comes to cleanliness.
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