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Our Austin Location Hours:

Monday-Saturday: 10-6

Sunday: 10-5

Our Wimberley Location Hours:

Monday-Friday: 11-5

Saturday: 10:30-6:30

Sunday: 11-4

Sh*t in the Woods - Hand Sanitizer

Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere.

Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it comes to cleanliness.

You need to make sure you're carrying a pocket-sized bottle of Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitizer on you at all times. Sweary slogans aside, this cheeky hand sanitizer contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs – everything from Coronavirus to actual bear sh*t.


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