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Welcome To The Tree House!

10% Off Your First Order with

code: TREEHOUSELOVE

Our Austin Location Hours:

Monday-Saturday: 10-6

Sunday: 10-5

Our Wimberley Location Hours:

Monday-Friday: 11-5

Saturday: 10:30-6:30

Sunday: 11-4

PENCILS: NURSES

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

You must be completely delusional if you think I’m a waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now. So too bad if you don’t like the green Jell-o. Shut your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word: maybe. 

 Nurses Pencils
  • 8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
  • 8 Different Sayings on each Pencil:
    • Scrub life.
    • I'm not a waiter, ok?
    • No, I didn't want to be a doctor
    • Remember sitting down?
    • On call sobriety blues
    • Med school? Try nursing school
    • I look tired because I am
    • I haven't peed in 12 hours
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