New website coming soon. While we are working on it, some items pictured may not actually be in stock. Gazillions of items ARE in stock (in store), but are not pictured online. We apologize for any incovencience and thank you for your pateince while we begrudgingly attempt to exit the 1990's and acheive a functioning (and at least an early 2000's era) website!

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Born in the Late 1900s Kind Of Old - Funny Birthday Card

$6.00
$6.00

I Thought You Were a Total B*tch - Greeting Card

$6.00
$6.00

Hotter, Bigger, Better Texas Paper Clip Letterpress Card

$6.50
$6.50

Retirement: Because You're Finally Too Old for This Shit - Funny Card

$6.00
$6.00

Forever and Ever - Heart Paper Clip Greeting Card

$6.50
$6.50

Foot Fetish - Clean + Vegan Foot Crème - Sea Salt Citrus + Neroli - 3.4oz

$24.00
$24.00

Birth Yay All Day - Paper Clip Greeting Card

$6.50
$6.50

Best Valentine Ever - Paper Clip Greeting Card

$6.50
$6.50

Toe Up - Foot Crème - Lavender + Rosemary

$24.00
$24.00

Oh Heel No - Foot Crème - Sea Salt Citrus Neroli

$24.00
$24.00

Another Fucking Birthday - Letterpress Greeting Card

$7.50
$7.50

Divorce: End of an Error - Encouragement - Letterpress Card

$6.00
$6.00

You Make My Heart Happy - Heart Paper Clip Greeting Card

$6.50
$6.50

Way To Kick Him To The Curb - Breakup | Divorce - Cowboy Boot Paperclip Card

$6.50
$6.50

Congrats! You're a Quitter. Happy Retirement - Funny Retirement Card

$6.00
$6.00

You're The Weirdest Person I Know, Love That About You - Funny Friendship Card

$6.00
$6.00

Crying Is Cool - Funny Sympathy - Foil Letterpress Card

$6.00
$6.00

Perimenopause : 0/5 Stars - Everyday Paper Clip Letterpress Card

$6.50
$6.50

I Hear You Like It Dirty - Paper Clip Greeting Card

$6.50
$6.50

I Love You The Absolute Most Love Card

$6.00
$6.00

I'm So Sorry Friend - Sympathy | Support - Letterpress Card

$6.00
$6.00

Thank You So Fucking Much - Thank You - Letterpress Card

$6.00
$6.00

Aging Very Expensively - Funny Birthday Letterpress Card

$6.00
$6.00

Burnt Out - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Black

$16.00
$16.00