New website coming soon. While we are working on it, some items pictured may not actually be in stock. Gazillions of items ARE in stock (in store), but are not pictured online. We apologize for any incovencience and thank you for your pateince while we begrudgingly attempt to exit the 1990's and acheive a functioning (and at least an early 2000's era) website!

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TINY Heart Studs | 14kt Gold Fill + Sterling Silver

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Beaded Huggie Hoops | 14kt Gold Fill + Sterling Silver

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$46.00
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Confetti Bracelet | 14kt Gold Fill + Sterling Silver

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$58.00
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Have A Dope Birthday

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Coffin Dancing Meme

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Donald Trump

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Oh, It's Your Birthday?

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Damn Girl You Look Fine As Fuck - 70's Vintage Birthday

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Very Demure, Very Cutesy, Very Mindful Birthday - Funny Card

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Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch

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Birthday Bitch (Crown)

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Another Year Bites The Dust Freddie Birthday Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever

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You're A Legend

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Damn Birthday Greeting Card

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Jalapeno Your Pants Greeting Card

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Kermit Old AF Birthday Greeting Card

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Poop In Your Toilet

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Sweet Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Darling - Poppies Note Card

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Glitter Hologram Foil Birthday Card

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Bubble Rainbow Letters Birthday Card

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Beautiful Bright Birthday Flowers

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60s Floral Birthday Note Card

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