Never Age Humor Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card

This bitch doesn't have any wrinkles yet. Gray hairs are non-existent and she still looks as good as ever. What the f#*k!? Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. This card features a printed message inside that reads, "But HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways" with space for personalization below the message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. - Writing on inside, "But HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways" - Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other - Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message - Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)