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Written In The Stars - 70's Vintage Funny Birthday Card

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Unlock a hilarious birthday surprise with Your Fortune Is Written In The Stars - a 70's vintage card that playfully implies their destiny is already written...in the fucking stars! A perfect blend of nostalgia and humor, this card is sure to make them laugh out loud. Happy birthday, twat! This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your brother or sister. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's blank inside so you can write your own personal message. - Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - UPC barcode on back of card - Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve - Includes 1 kraft brown envelope

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