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Our Austin Location Hours:

Monday-Saturday: 10-6

Sunday: 10-5

Our Wimberley Location Hours:

Monday-Friday: 11-5

Saturday: 10:30-6:30

Sunday: 11-4

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact. Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!

  • Eliminates 99.9% of bacteria 
  • Contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol
  • Fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera
  • 2 oz / 59 ml
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