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Congrats! You're a Quitter. Happy Retirement - Funny Retirement Card

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Celebrate the big send-off with our “Congrats! You’re a Quitter. Happy Retirement” card — the perfect mix of sass and celebration for coworkers, friends, or family who are finally done with the 9-to-5 grind. This witty card adds humor to a milestone moment, making it ideal for retirement parties or a thoughtful (but cheeky) send-off gift. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California, this card shines with gold foil on bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Paired with a sleek silver envelope, it’s a bold and stylish way to say goodbye to office life and hello to endless free time. Details: • Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press • Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper • Ink: Gold Foil • Envelope: Silver • Size: 4.25” x 5.5” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve Best For: • Funny retirement card for coworkers, bosses, or friends • Retirement party greetings • A witty keepsake for milestone celebrations Merchandising Tip: Perfect for

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