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Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil - Greeting Card

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Our "Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. 

  • Paper: Bright White
  • Tree-free 100% Cotton Paper
  • Ink:  Black
  • Envelope: Neon Orange
  • Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
  • Folded card, blank inside.
  • Sealed in a cello sleeve

Happy Birthday You F*cking Fossil...

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