Rude Birthday Card for Friend – In Dog Years You're Dead

Our customers have been waiting for a funny birthday card that fully commits to brutal aging humor. This sarcastic birthday card delivers the kind of dark, laugh-out-loud joke that instantly gets passed around the store by shoppers who know exactly who needs it. A strong wholesale greeting card for boutiques, gift shops, and bookstores: perfect impulse buy near the register for customers shopping for funny birthday cards, rude greeting cards, and adult humor gifts. Aging jokes consistently perform well year-round because they’re universally relatable and easy to gift to friends, siblings, coworkers, and partners. Specs: Standard A7 size (5 x 7 inches). Premium matte cardstock. Blank inside. Includes kraft envelope (30% recycled). Packaged in a reusable clear sleeve. Printed in Colorado, USA. Top reorder item — pairs well with our sarcastic birthday cards and old age humor collection.