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Years Old: Read Menu With Phone Flashlight - Funny Birthday Card

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Our “Have We Reached The Age Where We’re Whipping Out Our Phone Flashlight to Read the Menu?” funny birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. A cheeky nod to aging with humor, this card comes with a bold bright orange envelope to match the punchline. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with coordinating bright orange envelope • Size: 4.25” x 5.5” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Milestone birthdays • Friends with a sense of humor • Lighthearted aging jokes Selling Tip: Perfect for customers shopping for witty birthday cards that keep things real and funny without being overly sappy. Merchandising Tip: Ideal for birthday and humor displays. Pair with milestone birthday cards and gag gifts—acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing customer favorites.

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