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Retirement: Because You're Finally Too Old for This Shit - Funny Card

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Our “Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring crisp black ink on bright white paper and paired with a bold rocket red envelope, this cheeky retirement card is the perfect send-off into their next chapter. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with coordinating rocket red envelope • Size: 4.25” x 5.5” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Retirement celebrations • Farewell parties • Coworkers, friends, or family stepping into retirement Selling Tip: A hilarious retirement card that perfectly balances sass and celebration—ideal for coworkers or friends who appreciate a good laugh. Merchandising Tip: Pairs well with milestone and congratulations cards. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing customer-favorite c

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